How I got started on a dating rampage... Picture this: an attractive, intelligent, accomplished woman in her mid-twenties. Obviously a catch, she's newly married to an attractive, intelligent, successful man. The adorable couple just bought their first condo, they cook Hello Fresh meals together on weeknights, and spend Thursday evenings hosting a small group at their church. Okay now stop picturing that, because that’s not where we're going with this blog. While I am all of

We're not doing the Hans Solo and Princess Leia here... Now technically I’m going off script with this one, but since he was the first...

How many ways can you describe oatmeal, though... Early on during my time on Plenty of Porpoises or whatever, my swiping patterns (link...

Basically, if SpongeBob and DarthVader had a baby... If you’re reading this dating blog from the beginning, there’s a 70% chance you’re a...

A complete waste of eyeliner... I gave them all code names in my original post, but don't feel bad using this joker’s actual name because...

Can I get some lukewarm porridge, please... I have two weaknesses: a strong jawline and a pair of deep, brown eyes. Okay, fine, I also go...

Basically just me and The Old Farmers Almanac... I call this gentleman Pufferfish because I'm kind of mean. If you've been reading this...

See, what had happened was.... You people have really been wondering what happened with Gootense. He'd be flattered. This must be what...

Warning: explicit content. Explicitly foolish, too... In person, online daters (myself included) can tend to be a let down. Ex. Cocky...

Hey, Teacher? I don't understand... I excelled in school. I chose three tests at the beginning of all this, because I slay tests. Always...

Stretch out Urkel and then bleach him... Four score and seven years ago (give or take a few score and years) a slender man in a top hat...

Easy on the eyes, queasy on the ears... From the very beginning, we've covered how I feel about the jiggle. I simply cannot. We've...

The moment you've all been waiting for... Alas, our month-long journey comes to an end with the final installment of the 12 Dates of...